I never thought I'd hear...

List of things I never thought I would hear:

• Oldest daughter, Dancer.  She's uber-independent, I-can-do-it-myself, DON'T GIVE ME ADVICE.  She called to ask, "Mom, how do you take a baby to the store if you don't have the stroller?"
• Turtle, second daughter, uses my computer to check her bank balance.  Does The Happy Dance. Why?  "My raise came through and now I have enough to buy CLEANING SUPPLIES!"  Wow.  Who was that?
• My daughter-in-law, who hated school, who has always hated to read, has started BORROWING BOOKS!  I know RIGHT?  Anyway, she said, "I was so happy when the kids went to bed early and Baby Boy (her hubs) was not home yet, I thought, 'Great! Maybe I can finish this book before he gets home!'" 
• Grandson Boogah, spending the night last weekend.  "Lovey, what time is it?"  "Nearly 8oclock, why?"  "It's WAY past my bedtime!"

Sometimes life is stranger than fiction.